經典英語笑話:The Work Virus

學人智庫 時間:2018-02-09 我要投稿
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  The Work Virus

  The Work Virus This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT! The "work" virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed. If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer trouble you. Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastar

  病毒的工作

  病毒的工作這是嚴重的…“工作”病毒逍遙法外……如果你收到任何形式的“工作”,無論是通過電子郵件,互聯網,或者只是交給你的同事……不要打開它!“工作”病毒數月來一直循環(huán)圓我們的建筑和那些一直試圖打開它,甚至看都發(fā)現他們的社會生活被刪除和大腦停止正常運作。如果你遇到“工作”通過電子郵件,然后使變形病毒,發(fā)送電子郵件給你的老板的話說,“我受夠了你的屎…我要離開酒吧。”“工作”應該自動被遺忘你的大腦和你的事業(yè)將會成功地摧毀了。如果你收到紙質文件形式的“工作”,簡單的文檔并拖動你的廢紙本和存款。穿上你的外套,跳到最近的酒吧和兩個朋友和秩序3品脫。14次重復這個動作之后,你會發(fā)現“工作”將不再麻煩你。每個人都在你的郵箱發(fā)送這個消息。如果你沒有任何人在你的郵箱,然后我害怕“工作”病毒已經破壞你的生活。去得到一些朋友你悲傷的巴斯塔